Schartt$ Creek
Post Office Cabaret
Provincetown, 02657
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SCHARTT$ CREEK is a comedy parody by Jamie Morris that picks up where the record-breaking Emmy Award-winning TV show leaves off. David Rose is finally on his dream honeymoon in Provincetown—except there’s one small issue: he’s completely alone. After Patrick gets whisked away on a surprise international tour, David is left spiraling in a seaside town full of shirtless distractions. Naturally, the Rose family arrives to “support”—and immediately makes the entire trip about themselves. Moira seizes the moment, turning Provincetown into her personal comeback tour while aggressively inserting herself into the Provincetown Film Festival. Alexis falls hard and fast for a brooding street musician with a suspiciously vague past. And Johnny Rose -never one to miss a business opportunity - attempts to break into the hyper-competitive Provincetown market with a bold new venture: Rosebud Motel: Provincetown. Even family friend Stevie Budd finds herself unexpectedly swept up by the magic of Ptown when she falls for a confident lesbian real estate agent who might just be selling more than property. Meanwhile, David just wants a honeymoon… or at the very least, a moment of peace! “The laughter begins upon arrival and does not subside the entire show.” - Provincetown Magazine