The Golden Mean Girls

GOLDEN MEAN GIRLS is a deliriously campy mashup of two pop culture touchstones: the iconic sitcom The Golden Girls and the cult-classic film Mean Girls. Young, impressionable Cady Heron arrives in Miami to spend the school year with four very opinionated ladies of a certain age—Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia. But after a long flight from Africa (and perhaps one too many slices of cheesecake), Cady falls fast asleep… and wakes up in a world turned completely upside down. Suddenly, she’s navigating the savage social hierarchy of Miami High, where “The Plastics” look very familiar. Rose is the eternally sunny Karen, Gretchen energy radiating from Sophia’s unpredictable loyalty and chaos, Blanche reigns supreme as the dazzling, manipulative Regina George, and Dorothy transforms into the edgy, disillusioned Janice Ian, reluctantly guiding Cady through the brutal terrain of high school survival. As Cady struggles to survive this high school fever dream of shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery, one thing becomes clear: in this world, age is just a number—but being mean is forever. “GOLDEN MEAN GIRLS is a tight, fast-paced romp with great performances, clever co-mingling of two well-known stories, as well as great parodies of iconic characters.” — Provincetown Magazine