DRAG ME TO THE MOVIES

Starring Paige Turner

May 22 – September 2 | Post Office Café & Cabaret, Provincetown

Lights, camera… desperation!

NYC’s “Showbiz Spitfire” Paige Turner is back for her 6th sensational season in Provincetown with an all-new, all-LIVE sung cabaret that’s ready for its close-up. She’s conquered Ptown, the theater, cruise ships, food courts—and even television—but there’s one thing missing from her glittering résumé: a starring role on the silver screen.

In Drag Me to the Movies, Paige takes you on a hilarious, high-energy journey through the films she should have been cast in, proving that life is just one long audition. From iconic classics to modern blockbusters, she reimagines herself in the roles that got away… or were never offered in the first place.

Featuring show-stopping songs from Grease, Titanic, The Wizard of Oz, Mommie Dearest, Star Wars, and more, this cinematic cabaret is packed with Hollywood glamour, campy twists, and Paige’s signature wit.

Will this be her big break? Or just another fabulous near-miss?

Either way—grab your popcorn, click those heels, and remember… there’s no place like Ptown this summer.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Commercial Street…

Nina West returns to Provincetown for a summer of fun at the Post Office Cafe and Cabaret with her brand-new show “OH, SCARY!” Nina has prepared all year to present the best damned cabaret act ever. Even Marilyn Maye is worried! But the spirits of P-town have something else in mind. Nina must stand up to a slew of ghosts, ghouls and witches from the other side in the fight of her life. The fight to save her soul—btw, Nina was as shocked as you are to learn she’s one of the few drag queens that actually has a soul and was quick to announce, “I’m still a whore! Right hand to God!”

In this battle between life and death, everyone’s favorite Miss Congeniality takes on the spirits, musically, comically and completely (and we mean “completely” so bring a small towel). Possessed by the magic of P-town, Nina literally raises hell, resurrecting hits from Cher, Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift and Broadway (duh). Plus, song parodies, witty banter, a dead sailor and a haunted pussy 🙀! All in all, a full evening. 

Plan ahead and get your tickets before you come to town.

This show is intended for audiences 18+.

Hang onto your omelettes… Provincetown’s most fabulous drag brunch destination is back at the Post Office Café!

Step into a high-energy, laugh-out-loud experience where some of P-Town’s finest drag entertainers take the stage to twirl, tease, and turn your morning into a full-blown celebration. With live singing, show-stopping dance numbers, outrageous comedy, and dazzling character illusions, every brunch delivers something fresh, unexpected, and unforgettable.

Each weekend brings a rotating lineup of incredible talent so no two shows are ever the same. Whether you’re joining iconic hosts, surprise guest performers, or returning favorites, you can expect bold personalities, powerhouse vocals, and the kind of joy that only Provincetown drag can serve.

Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because—you bring the appetite, we’ll bring the spectacle.

✨ Come for the brunch… stay for the queens.

Fridays & Saturdays  ”QUEENS OF THE PO”

hosted by Raquel Blake and A Woman Named Carlos

featuring a rotating cast of fabulous queens, such as:

Lakia Mondale, Kira Stone, Vivienne Fontaine, Jizelle.

(Saturdays April 11 – May 30)

(Fridays June 5-September 25)

Saturdays “THE LADY BRUNCH”

Hosted by Nina West and Raquel Blake

Featuring Lakia Mondale

(June 6- September 26)

Sundays  “BRUNCH BUSINESS”

Hosted by Delta Miles and A Woman named Carlos

(April 10 – May 17)

Sundays – “MISLEADING LADIES”

Hosted by Paige Turner and Delta Miles

(May 24th Sept 6th)

A witch gains her powers on her 16th birthday. On her 40th Birthday she gets… MENOPAUSE?

With a Jammin´ score featuring 90s hits with music by Natasha Beddingfield, Britney Spears, Alanis Morrisett, Alicia Keys and more… Qya Cristal, Delta Miles, and Roxy Pops star in this New Musical Comedy that fast forwards us 25 years, where Sabrina Spellman is back living in her aunt’s attic.

What happens when a newly divorced, premenopausal, STILL A VIRGIN 40 year old Sabrina Spellman (Roxy Pops) casts a spell to be Sabrina Carpenter for a night? Find out in Sabrina The Middle Aged Witch! Written by Jacques Lamarre and directed by Delta Miles.

“Eat ice cream! Now!,” delares Miss Richfield 1981 in her all-new show “You Can’t Have Ice Cream When You’re Dead!” This is a fun romp through the joys of living for today and loving it. Miss R’s show will send this positive vibe through new songs, video and, of course, a healthy heap of audience participation. Get your tickets now, before you get to town!

THE DEVIL WEARS PAYLESS – inspired by campy, endlessly quotable 2006 cult-classic film starring Meryl Streep as the ultimate boss from hell – this outrageous, high-fashion farce struts onto the stage in a fast-paced, high-energy, over-the-top stage retelling with a delicious twist. When it’s discovered that the icy and iconic Miranda Priestly has been secretly spray-painting the bottoms of her shoes red to pass them off as designer, the illusion of effortless luxury begins to crack. Enter naïve, determined Andy, who stumbles into the scandal of the season and sets out to uncover the truth—one budget heel at a time. What follows is a whirlwind of fashion week fiascos, office meltdowns, and increasingly unhinged attempts to maintain the façade, all barreling toward a glamorous showdown in Paris. There, rival editor Jacqueline Follet circles like a vulture, ready to expose Miranda and take her down once and for all. But in a world built on illusion, image, and ambition, never underestimate Miranda. Because just when you think she’s finished—she delivers the final, fabulous blow. NPR calls it “a comedic kicker of a play,” while Frank DeCaro of SiriusXM raves it’s “murderously funny,” all brought to life by a “drop-dead chic cast.”

A Woman Named Carlös returns for her second season at the Post Office Cabaret with “The New Classic”….A high kicking, full belting, hilarious entirely live singing send up of Classic Drag! In her signature zany style Carlös twirls, sings and jokes her way through Cher, Liza, Bette Davis, Patti LuPone and more as she seeks to become P-Town’s ‘New Classic’ ! 

DIVA! – The Live Singing Drag Spectacular 2026 returns to the Post Office Cabaret starring Provincetown favorites Delta Miles, Qya Cristál, and Roxy Pops.

Now celebrating its 4th year in Provincetown, this ever-evolving production features live vocals, dazzling costume changes, three-part harmonies, high-energy choreography, and outrageous comedy.

Audiences will hear iconic hits like Lady Marmalade, Proud Mary, Respect, It’s Raining Men, and Single Ladies, alongside Broadway favorites including Whatever Lola Wants, Over the Rainbow, When You’re Good to Mama, and the Moulin Rouge Diamonds Medley.

Whether you’re a returning fan or experiencing it for the first time, DIVA! delivers a night of big voices, big laughs, and unforgettable Provincetown glamour.

Judy Gold is back at the Post Office Cabaret for her 35th year performing her hilarious and

cathartic stand-up act – yes, she’s that old – so what does that make you?

CALL OF JUDY is what happens when great comedy collides with free speech, democracy,

relationships, raising kids, life, death, and the 24/7 dumpster fire we call the news cycle. You’re

not just watching, you’re enlisted!

Judy doesn’t tiptoe—she charges. A comedy force with the endurance of someone who’s

survived 44 years in show business, Jewish motherhood, and summers in Provincetown – all of

which should qualify as active duty. She hits hard and never waits for permission to be funny.

Judy has brought her fearless voice to stand-up specials on HBO, Comedy Central, and LOGO,

and stood out in Netflix’s Stand Out: An LGBTQ+ Celebration. Her credits stack up like receipts:

Netflix’s Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution, Hulu’s Hysterical, The Aristocrats, The Last Laugh,

XLCD: The Story of Cancel Culture, and We Met at Grossinger’s.

But that’s not all! Judy plays Paula Miller on Hulu’s new series, Not Suitable for Work and guest

stars on Larry David’s new limited series on HBO, Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness:

An Almost History of America. A few of her other TV credits include Better Things, Search Party,

City on a Hill, The First Lady, Broad City, Life & Beth, Extrapolations, and Girls5Eva. She

was the host of HBO’s At the Multiplex with Judy Gold for a decade.

She has written and starred in three critically acclaimed Off-Broadway shows, won two Emmy

Awards for writing and producing The Rosie O’Donnell Show, and has appeared on The Late

Show with Stephen Colbert, The Tonight Show, The View, GMA, Today, MSNBC, CNN,

NewsNation, and anywhere else people are brave enough to hand her a microphone.

So, Report for Duty! No filter. No retreat. Just Judy, saying the things you’re thinking—and a few

you wish you had the guts to.

Hello to all the Golden Girls enthusiasts! Prepare to bask in nostalgia and laughter, as The Golden Girls Dinner extravaganza invites you to relive the iconic magic. Running from June 25 to September 24, with shows held every Thursday at our elegant café, this is an experience you won’t want to miss. Imagine an enchanting drag show mixed with a delightful dinner featuring the beloved cast.

As soon as you step through our doors at 7:30 PM, allow yourself to be warmly greeted by Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia, masterfully portrayed by the remarkable talents of Jamie Morris, Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson, Vivienne Fontaine, and Payton St. James. They’ll charm you through scene after unforgettable scene, all the while delighting your senses not only with the zingy repartee but also with a delectable slice of cheesecake included in the ticket price.

Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the Golden sphere, this dinner show promises a beguiling combination of humor and camaraderie. Seating is limited, so act fast! Ensure your spot for a night full of sparkle and reminiscence. Secure your tickets today and join us for a perfect blend of giggles, wiggles, and delicious thespian triumphs!

GOLDEN MEAN GIRLS is a deliriously campy mashup of two pop culture touchstones: the iconic sitcom The Golden Girls and the cult-classic film Mean Girls. Young, impressionable Cady Heron arrives in Miami to spend the school year with four very opinionated ladies of a certain age—Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia. But after a long flight from Africa (and perhaps one too many slices of cheesecake), Cady falls fast asleep… and wakes up in a world turned completely upside down. Suddenly, she’s navigating the savage social hierarchy of Miami High, where “The Plastics” look very familiar. Rose is the eternally sunny Karen, Gretchen energy radiating from Sophia’s unpredictable loyalty and chaos, Blanche reigns supreme as the dazzling, manipulative Regina George, and Dorothy transforms into the edgy, disillusioned Janice Ian, reluctantly guiding Cady through the brutal terrain of high school survival. As Cady struggles to survive this high school fever dream of shade, schemes, and senior-discount savagery, one thing becomes clear: in this world, age is just a number—but being mean is forever. “GOLDEN MEAN GIRLS is a tight, fast-paced romp with great performances, clever co-mingling of two well-known stories, as well as great parodies of iconic characters.” — Provincetown Magazine

Tianna Esperanza makes her Post Office Cabaret debut with a 3-show run!

Goodnight Provincetown is a high-energy, late-night talk show with a distinctly Ptown twist—where anything can happen and usually does. Host Bob Keary welcomes a rotating lineup of exciting, unpredictable guests for lively interviews, backed by live music from the Mike Flanagan Trio. Expect audience participation, games, and prizes woven throughout the night, all wrapped in a fast-paced, cabaret-style format. It’s a love letter to Provincetown—because every night in Provincetown is a good night.

Billie Jean and La Kia Mondale bring a high-energy, glamorous performance. Two power-house entertainers sharing one stage making for an unforgettable night! Expect dazzling costumes, iconic music, and show-stopping moments inspired by the spirit of Las Vegas.

SCHARTT$ CREEK is a comedy parody by Jamie Morris that picks up where the record-breaking Emmy Award-winning TV show leaves off. David Rose is finally on his dream honeymoon in Provincetown—except there’s one small issue: he’s completely alone. After Patrick gets whisked away on a surprise international tour, David is left spiraling in a seaside town full of shirtless distractions. Naturally, the Rose family arrives to “support”—and immediately makes the entire trip about themselves. Moira seizes the moment, turning Provincetown into her personal comeback tour while aggressively inserting herself into the Provincetown Film Festival. Alexis falls hard and fast for a brooding street musician with a suspiciously vague past. And Johnny Rose never one to miss a business opportunity – attempts to break into the hyper-competitive Provincetown market with a bold new venture: Rosebud Motel: Provincetown. Even family friend Stevie Budd finds herself unexpectedly swept up by the magic of Ptown when she falls for a confident lesbian real estate agent who might just be selling more than property. Meanwhile, David just wants a honeymoon… or at the very least, a moment of peace! “The laughter begins upon arrival and does not subside the entire show.” Provincetown Magazine

Matt Alber returns to Provincetown for Bear Week, making his Post Office Cabaret debut!

Matt is a two-time Grammy® Award-winning recording artist, filmmaker and youth mentor based in Portland, OR. His original songs and reinterpretations of pop classics appear regularly on television series’ like 911 (FOX), The Fosters (ABC Family) & 911 Lonestar (FOX.) Notable appearances include sold out performances at Lincoln Center in New York on the esteemed American Songbook Series and featured soloist at the opening ceremonies of the Gay Olympic Games in Chicago at Soldier Field.

As a filmmaker, Matt focuses on the stories of LGBTQ+ youth & elders. His current docu-series, Queer As Fundamental (Queer AF*) features the life stories of six young Queer artists on a journey to express how they fundamental to the fabric of life. To learn more, visit: www.queeraf.tv