From the creators of SABRINA THE MIDDLE-AGED WITCH and DIVA! THE LIVE SINGING DEAG SPECTACULAR comes a new musical comedy parody where beauty fades, but some queens just don’t know when to quit.

DEATH BECOMES HER meets THE SUBSTANCE in this outrageous new drag musical starring Qya Cristal, Roxy Pops, Delta Miles, and Aria Hard.

Featuring killer hits including “Queen of the Night” “Baracuda” “Bitch” “One Way or Another” and many more.

Written by Jacques Lamarre

Directed by Delta Miles

Fame Dies. Beauty fades.

But SIEMPRE DIVA!

NOW A WARNING!

Get your tickets now before it’s too late…

Witness the scintillating spectacle of SPOOKEY Helltown Burlesque, a breathtaking fusion of art and daring that promises to ignite your senses and haunt your thoughts long after the curtain falls. Held at the iconic Post Office Cabaret, this thrilling extravaganza returns for a two-night run that proudly showcases Ptown's most striking local talent.

Join us on Friday nights, October 23rd and 30th at 9:00 PM, where you'll be entranced by an eclectic cavalcade of performers. Revel in the artistry of aerial acrobatics soaring through the air, mesmerizing drag performances that captivate with flair and panache, hypnotic pole routines that blend strength and beauty, and soul-stirring vocal enchantments. Prepare to be astonished by the mystique of magical feats that defy the boundaries of imagination.

As the night weaves a magical tapestry of excitement and allure, all that's missing is you. Purchase your tickets today and secure your place at SPOOKEY Helltown Burlesque, where enchantment, intrigue, and vivid imagination come alive!

Hang onto your omelettes… Provincetown’s most fabulous drag brunch destination is back at the Post Office Café!

Step into a high-energy, laugh-out-loud experience where some of P-Town’s finest drag entertainers take the stage to twirl, tease, and turn your morning into a full-blown celebration. With live singing, show-stopping dance numbers, outrageous comedy, and dazzling character illusions, every brunch delivers something fresh, unexpected, and unforgettable.

Each weekend brings a rotating lineup of incredible talent so no two shows are ever the same. Whether you’re joining iconic hosts, surprise guest performers, or returning favorites, you can expect bold personalities, powerhouse vocals, and the kind of joy that only Provincetown drag can serve.

Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because—you bring the appetite, we’ll bring the spectacle.

✨ Come for the brunch… stay for the queens.

Fridays & Saturdays - "QUEENS OF THE PO"

Hosted by Raquel Blake and A Woman Named Carlos

featuring a rotating cast of fabulous queens, such as:

Lakia Mondale, Kira Stone, Vivienne Fontaine, Jizelle.

(Fridays thru September 25)

Sundays- "BRUNCH BUSINESS"

Hosted by Delta Miles and A Woman Named Carlos

(September 13- November 1)

There’s No Business Like BRUNCH Business!

Limited Engagement - The Post Office Cabaret

Let’s get to work.

Because it’s not personal… it’s just business.

BRUNCH BUSINESS.

At this brunch, you’ll be BOARD (of Directors) as Delta Miles and A Woman Named Carlos lead a highly questionable meeting in live singing, ceiling-high kicks, and basement-level comedy.

The agenda?

Bacon. Broadway. Yacht Rock.

These two executive-level entertainers are here to promote…

Eggs Benedict.

Expect bold presentations, unexpected interruptions, and absolutely no follow-through.

Quarterly goals include:

Hitting the high notes

Missing the point

And leaving absolutely everything on the table

This is a limited engagement brunch where the only thing being managed… is chaos.

NOT suitable for people with no sense of humour.

Goodnight Provincetown is a high-energy, late-night talk show with a distinctly Ptown twist—where anything can happen and usually does. Host Bob Keary welcomes a rotating lineup of exciting, unpredictable guests for lively interviews, backed by live music from the Mike Flanagan Trio. Expect audience participation, games, and prizes woven throughout the night, all wrapped in a fast-paced, cabaret-style format. It’s a love letter to Provincetown—because every night in Provincetown is a good night.

Miss Decanter

Who will be Queen of the Food and Wine Festival?!?! 

She must possess all the right qualities…

Wit

Intelligance

Nuance

Oeniphilia

A true W.I.N.O. If you will…

Contestants will battle it out beauty pageant style in front of a panel of judges for the chance to be the FIRST “MISS DECANTER”!!!

Hosted by Vivienne Fontaine and Raquel Blake, this will be 4 parts camp to 1 part competition.

See who the real royalty is 

Friday 11/6

8pm

A Woman Named Carlös is throwing the biggest party in P-Town…and you’re invited! In her second full season in P-Town after five years headlining cruise ships (Virgin Voyages), 2 residencies in Puerto Vallarta, and countless tours of New England, Carlös is ready to “be your star”! Featuring her stellar zany impressions of Cher, Marilyn, Liza, and Chita , dazzling costumes, jaw dropping dance routines, and hilarious crowd work, Carlös is an hour of nonstop energy and crowd pleasing music like you’ve never seen before. 

MAKE THE YULETIDE GAY! Starring PAIGE TURNER

Have yourself a merry little Christmas… and make the Yuletide GAY at Post Office Cabaret!

“Showbiz Spitfire” Paige Turner from NYC returns to the Post Office Cabaret after headlining her 6 th

summer season in Ptown, just in time for Holly Folly! Make the Yuletide Gay! is a glitter-drenched

stocking stuffed with all-live singing, comedy, holiday classics, original songs, festive

foolishness, and Paige’s signature quick-witted repartee.

Expect beloved Christmas tunes turned delightfully upside down, plenty of audience interaction, and

enough sparkle to make your tinsel feel inadequate. From merry and bright to naughty and nice,

Paige unwraps the season as only she can—including her original holiday anthem, “Christmas Is So

Gay.”

So don your gay apparel, grab your favorite ho-ho-ho, and join Paige for a night where all is calm, all

is bright…and absolutely nothing is straight.

It’s Christmas. It’s camp. It’s live-sung. It’s MAKE THE YULETIDE GAY!

2 performances

Friday, Dec 4th, 7pm

Friday, Dec 11th, 7pm

BIO

NYC’s “Showbiz Spitfire” PAIGE TURNER is one of New York City’s most recognizable names in

drag. ” Known as the love child of Barbie and Pee-wee Herman, this two-time Glam Award winner

tours internationally with her all–LIVE-sung, one-woman shows packed with outrageous comedy,

glamour, and camp.

A longtime Provincetown headliner, Paige just completed her 6th season in Ptown and also

headlines for OUTBOUND Travel, cruising audiences across Europe. She coined the phrase “Slurp!”

— the name of NYC’s longest-running drag show, which ran for an incredible 9 years.

Paige was an original cast member of the reality series Shade: Queens of NYC and has appeared

multiple times on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen — even performing Mary Poppins for

Dame Julie Andrews herself.

Most recently, Paige guest-starred on Elsbeth and Law & Order.

Visit paigeturnernyc.com for more information

“Paige Turner is the ultimate theater queen and always gets everyone to sing along.”

THE NY TIMES

"When Turner commands the stage in Drag me to the Movies, all of the classic drag arts are on

display." — The Provincetown Independent

“Paige is an excellent singer and performer with a gift for selling songs!”

BROADWAY WORLD

“Hilarious and delectably witty!”

OUT MAGAZINE

“The Carol Burnett of the drag world”

HUFFINGTON POST

Mike Flanagan is bringing the 6th edition of "A Soulful Christmas" to the cabaret stage for Holly Folly 2026! Sheree Marcelle is back from the Hell's Kitchen tour. Keb Hutchings is back from the Keb Mo' tour. With Christian McCarthy on drums and some soon-to-be-announced special guests, the whole crew will be together again to make an unforgettable night of Christmas magic!